'Please, someone, just kill me now.

'Please, someone, just kill me now.' Naruto thought to himself miserably. 'I mean, my life wasn't perfect, or even all that good, but right now would be the very best possible time for me to die. Especially since I have an incredibly gorgeous girl on top of me…'

Naruto Uzumaki was in a bit of a pickle. He was currently lying on the forest floor, trapped there by not only extreme pain, but also by the body of his bubbly new lover. He kept his eyes closed because he didn't want to face any of the questions that would soon come his way. He could hear Sai, the pain in the ass, groaning slightly as he pulled himself out of the tree. He could also hear the enraged voice of Sakura, and her stomping in his direction. She was probably coming over here to finish off her poor victim. The other voices of his friends also rang out clear.

The voices included both Ino and TenTen, who both avid haters of perverts to the point of committing violence. Although, they still weren't as bad as Sakura.

And there was Naruto, who was currently underneath a girl wearing very little clothes. He knew that if they saw him in this compromising position, he would most likely be a dead man. He wouldn't be surprised if, despite him being underneath her, they accused him of being some sort of rapist. Either that or they would take one look at Hinata and accuse her of being some sort of slut.

The voices were only a feet away, so Naruto kept the frown off of his face. But the uncomfortable fire of anger had been lit inside of him. He didn't want anyone calling her names. She was sweet, and certainly didn't deserve to be insulted. But he was sure that if any of the girls dared speak to Hinata like that, she would certainly give them a taste of her claws. Which was good, because Naruto didn't really feel comfortable laying his hands on a woman, especially one of his comrades.

"Mate?" Hinata's voices brought him back to his unfortunate reality.

Despite knowing the consequences he would have to face, Naruto opened his eyes. The concern in her voice was enough to make him realize that if he hadn't opened his eyes, it would've led her to panic. And even though she had hurt him when she decided to tackle him, he didn't want to make it obvious. He was positive that she would've started to cry.

Bright blue eyes peered into light lavender ones.

The seductive young lady on top of him grinned in relief, her shoulder sagging.

"Oh good! You're okay! I was worried that I hurt you. But you're not hurt! I'm so happy I could just-

"She didn't finish her sentence, instead, she opted to press eagerly press her lips against his own pair.

He probably should've pushed her away; especially since he was positive his friends would break through the trees within the next few seconds and see him. He was also aware that simply kissing could ignite into a very heated make out sessions. Right now would not be the optimal time for the two of them to partake in an activity like that. But, at the same time, he probably didn't have that much time left on the Earth anyway, so he might as well enjoy his final moment to the fullest.

He moved his lips against hers. She shivered, and he could feel some rumbling from her chest. Naruto figured that it was just her purring in delight. Hinata's body once more started sensually grinding down into his, which stirred up his loins. Her warm, wet tongue prodded at the outside of his lips. He was about to open them when an enraged voice interrupted them.

"SAI! YOU BASTAR- wha…?" Naruto separated from Hinata soft lips and sighed.

'Well, here goes nothing.'

Naruto turned his head to the right, and saw standing only about a foot or two away, was Sakura and the rest of the gang. Although shock was the primary emotion among the group, he could clearly see the anger still present in Sakura's eyes.

A large, sheepish grin made itself on to his face. "Hey there guys!" He greeted them. "How's it going?"

Their shocked expressions didn't change. Naruto figured that merely seeing him not only with a girl, but also kissing her, must've been too much for their minds to bear. Except for Sakura, since she had seen the two of them together already, and in a more compromising position. Her anger quickly became the prominent emotions on her face.

"Naruto! What the hell do you think you're doing? You do know that this is a public training area, right?" She snapped at him.

"I believe that Dickless was about to engage in sexual activities with this girl. She must be desperate." Sai spoke up.

The blonde snapped his head in the other direction to send one of his own heated glares.

"Sai, you bastard! I told you to stop calling me that!" Sai gave him one of his fake, creepy smiles.

"But it's true. I'm just making sure you know that. As a matter of fact, is Desperate aware that you have nothing between your legs?" The pale boy asked in sincere curiosity.

"Oh trust me; she's aware of a lot of things about him." The pinkette chimed in, not bothering to keep the bitterness out of her voice.

"But I'm not done with you, you bastard!" Relief flooded Naruto's system once Sakura's attention was switched back to Sai. He was in the clear for now.

"What are you talking about?"