Sounds like a naughty kid." Lee com

Sounds like a naughty kid." Lee commented, which made Naruto grin from ear to ear. "So, when do we get to see him? Everyone's wondering how your kid looks like."

"Everyone?"

"Nah, just me and Shikamaru, actually."

"Sheesh." Naruto shook his head before handing Lee a small sheet of glossy paper which he pulled out from his drawer. "Here."

"What's this?" Lee asked.

"Menma-kun."

"Holy shit! This is Menma-kun?!"

"Yeah, why?" Naruto frowned at Lee's sudden outburst.

"What the hell... He looks so much like you!"

"He does? I thought he's growing looking more like his mother." Naruto made a lopsided smile.

"Are you kidding me? This is you when we were five! Well, not the hair, but, wow..." Lee gazed at the photo one more time. "He looks very much like you. His smile in this picture... It's the exact same one you showed Iruka-sensei when he found out that you poured lotion into his fish tank!"

"I poured lotion into what? I don't remember that."

"That classroom pet you poisoned, you fish-killer."

Naruto paused, thinking. "No, I didn't do that."

"Yes, you did."

"No, I didn't."

"You did!" Heads turned to their direction when Lee yelled.

"Alright! Fine!" Naruto scratched the back of his head. "How come you still remember things that happened decades ago? Fish tank? I don't even remember that there was a classroom pet!"

"How can I forget that, you heartless fuck? You told everyone that it was my idea for telling you that the water smelled bad!" Lee charged his chair forward, like he was going to attack Naruto, who currently was having a fit of uncontrollable laughter. "It wasn't funny back then. I used to hate you, man. It's really a wonder how the two of us became friends."

"Oh come on!" Naruto said, wiping tears from the corner of his eyes. "I probably didn't know what I was doing."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, anyway, my point is, Menma-kun looks so much like you. You just can't deny the resemblance. It's crazy!" Lee said, returning Menma's photo on Naruto's desk. "And I sure bet your kid's also giving his teachers a hard time."

"Yeah." Naruto smiled softly. "Just weeks ago, Hinata asked me to go see Menma-kun's teacher. It seemed like he spread a rumor and told every kid in his class that classes were suspended on my birthday. That ended with half the class not showing up the next day."

"He did that?!"

Naruto nodded. "And you know what? The hardest part was telling him that he did wrong, then he answered back with something like, 'I did it because I want to spend the whole day with you on your birthday!' Jesus, that one was really hard to argue with."

"Y-Yeah, dude. I can only imagine." Rolling his chair back to his desk, Lee commented. "So, how's the thing with his mother? You said Hinata asked you. Is she talking to you now?" He stared at Naruto for a few seconds, watching him as the tapping sound on the keyboard suddenly halted.

"Barely." Naruto replied curtly, his eyes fixed blankly on the computer screen. "She wrote it in one of Menma-kun's notebooks."

"Notebook, huh. So she's still avoiding you?"

"Seems like it."

"Well, that makes sense. You told her to forget about you."

"I know." Naruto answered, his hands tapping on the keyboard again.

"Do you regret it?"

Naruto snapped his head back to him. "What?"

"I was asking if you're regretting telling her that." Lee said.

Naruto thought for a moment and sighed. "Well... I do. I don't think I did the right thing. She never asked anything from me. She's always been kind and forgiving, but I still drove her away. Now that she doesn't want to talk to me, I kind of feel... lost. I feel like I've lost a really important part of me."

"Pfft.." Lee covered his mouth, holding back his laughter.

Naruto glowered at him. "You're an asshole, you know that? Would you please stop talking to me? I'm working here."

"I'm sorry. I'm just not used to hearing you talk like a real adult."

"Just what do you mean by that?"

"Shikamaru's right. You're like a different person when you talk like that." Lee said, still chuckling, and cleared his throat. "I don't need to ask you to know that you really like her. It's so freaking obvious, man! If you really want her back, why don't you tell her, then?"

"Are you serious? I just recently got back with Sakura-chan. And Hinata probably hates me now!" Naruto quirked his eyebrows at Lee. "Why are you suddenly so interested with Hinata? You didn't like her before, so why are you suddenly telling me to run after her?"

Rock Lee scratched the tip of nose as he thought for an answer. "Well, I just thought that, maybe, that Hinata must be really special. For you to feel so much about her, then she must be doing something that Sakura-chan couldn't."

"Like what?"

"I don't know. You tell me." Lee eyed him knowingly but, eventually, just shrugged his shoulders, not waiting for Naruto's answer. "How's Sakura-chan, by the way? Is she okay now?"

"She's fine."

"That's good. I haven't seen her since the party. Did you give her the bottle of vitamins I gave you last week? Naomi said that boosts the body's... I don't know, I forgot. Well, Sakura-chan probably knows what that is anyway."

"Yeah, please tell Naomi she said thanks."

"You still haven't told us what really happened to her? Is it something serious? She just suddenly broke down. It was really scary. I've never seen her cry like that since... w-well.." Lee stalled and cleared his throat. "Anyway, it was really surprising. People were wondering if somebody died or whatnot."

"I told you she was just not feeling well that day. That's all. She's fine now." Naruto closed his eyes to stop himself from glaring.

"Or maybe it's hormonal. Oh shit, don't tell me she's going through menopause. You two should really start having kids soon- Hey, where are you going?" Lee's eyes widened when Naruto suddenly got up and turned off his computer.

"Home."

"What do you mean 'home'?! We're not even done here yet!" Lee protested.

"I am. Stop yourself from talking, and do some work, will you?" Naruto smirked, placing a bag over his shoulder, and he handed Lee a USB flash drive. "Would you mind printing this for me? And please give the printouts to Kakashi-san. Tell him I have to leave early. My son's waiting for me."

"Fuck you! He's in his office. Go tell that to him yourself!" Lee chided, but still kept the flash drive. "Tch. Tell Menma-kun I said 'hi'."

"Sure. Thanks, Lee. See you next week."

Black round eyes remained fixed at Naruto's back, curiously, wondering why the blond man would always appear to avoid being confronted about the thing that happened at the party. Lee made a wry face, thinking that what his wife had said could actually be true.

The girls at the party couldn't avoid talking about it, and Lee recalled hearing that the speculations and suspicions they had were actually pretty serious. 'Women are really scary,' Lee thought to himself, listening to Naomi as she told him what the girls had been thinking. Lee had ignored them, labelling them all as rumors. But with the way that Naruto had been unconsciously glowering whenever they talked about it, Lee had a gut feeling that maybe, unbelievable as it might have seemed, they were right.

'Did Sakura-chan really do it?' Lee pondered. Bringing a hand to his chin, he noticed the flash drive that Naruto had handed to him. He narrowed his eyes at the orange USB memory stick and scowled, "Kakashi-san's going to fucking kill me."

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Kedengarannya seperti seorang anak nakal." Lee berkomentar, yang membuat Naruto sanggup lebar. "Jadi, Kapan kita mendapatkan untuk melihatnya? Semua orang bertanya-tanya bagaimana anak Anda terlihat seperti.""Semua orang?""tidak, hanya saya dan Shikamaru, sebenarnya.""Sheesh." Naruto menggelengkan kepala sebelum menyerahkan Lee lembar kecil kertas glossy yang ia ditarik keluar dari laci nya. "Di sini.""Apa ini?" Lee bertanya."Menma-kun.""Kudus omong kosong! Ini adalah Menma-kun?!""Ya, mengapa?" Naruto kening di Lee tiba-tiba ledakan."Apa sih... Dia tampak begitu banyak seperti Anda!""Ia tidak? Saya pikir dia tumbuh tampak lebih seperti ibunya." Naruto membuat senyum miring."Apakah Anda bercanda saya? Ini adalah ketika kita lima! Yah, tidak rambut, tapi, wow... " Lee melihat foto sekali lagi. "Dia tampak sangat banyak seperti Anda. Dia tersenyum dalam gambar ini... Ini adalah yang sama persis yang Anda menunjukkan Iruka-sensei ketika ia mengetahui bahwa Anda dituang lotion ke tangki ikan nya!""Aku menuangkan lotion menjadi apa? Saya tidak ingat bahwa.""Bahwa kelas peliharaan Anda diracuni, Anda ikan-pembunuh."Naruto berhenti, berpikir. "Tidak, aku tidak melakukan itu.""Ya, Anda lakukan.""Tidak, aku tidak.""Kau!" Kepala menoleh ke arah mereka ketika Lee berteriak."Baiklah! Denda!" Naruto menggaruk belakang kepalanya. "Kenapa Anda masih ingat hal-hal yang terjadi puluhan tahun yang lalu? Tangki ikan? Aku bahkan tidak ingat bahwa ada hewan peliharaan kelas!""Bagaimana saya bisa melupakan bahwa, Anda tak berperasaan bercinta? Anda mengatakan semua orang bahwa itu ide saya untuk memberitahu Anda bahwa air berbau buruk!" Lee dikenai biaya kursi ke depan, seperti ia akan menyerang Naruto, yang saat ini sedang mengalami fit dari tawa tak terkendali. "Itu tidak lucu kembali kemudian. Aku digunakan untuk membenci Anda, manusia. Itu adalah benar-benar bertanya-tanya bagaimana kami berdua menjadi teman. ""Oh, ayolah!" Naruto mengatakan, menyeka air mata dari sudut matanya. "Saya mungkin tidak tahu apa yang saya lakukan.""Ya, ya, apa pun. Yah, Pokoknya, maksud saya adalah, Menma-kun terlihat begitu banyak seperti Anda. Anda hanya tidak dapat menyangkal kemiripan. Itu gila!" Lee mengatakan, kembali Menma di foto di meja Naruto. "Dan aku yakin bertaruh anak Anda juga memberikan gurunya waktu sulit.""ya." Naruto tersenyum lembut. "Hanya beberapa minggu yang lalu, Hinata meminta saya untuk pergi melihat guru Menma-kun. Sepertinya ia menyebar desas-desus dan kepada setiap anak di kelasnya kelas dihentikan pada hari ulang tahunku. Yang berakhir dengan setengah kelas yang tidak muncul pada hari berikutnya.""Dia melakukan itu?"Naruto mengangguk. "Dan kau tahu apa? Bagian tersulit adalah mengatakan kepadanya bahwa ia berbuat salah, maka ia menjawab kembali dengan sesuatu seperti, 'saya melakukannya karena aku ingin menghabiskan seluruh hari dengan Anda pada ulang tahun Anda!' Jahshua, yang adalah benar-benar sulit untuk berdebat dengan.""Y-ya, dude. Aku hanya bisa membayangkan." Bergulir kursinya kembali ke mejanya, Lee berkomentar. "Jadi, bagaimana hal dengan ibunya? Anda mengatakan Hinata meminta Anda. Dia berbicara kepada Anda sekarang?" Ia menatap Naruto selama beberapa detik, mengawasinya sebagai Sadap Suara pada keyboard tiba-tiba dihentikan."Hampir tidak." Naruto menjawab curtly, matanya tetap kosong pada layar komputer. "Ia menulis dalam salah satu Menma-kun notebook.""Notebook, ya. Jadi dia adalah masih menghindari Anda?""Tampaknya seperti itu.""Yah, itu masuk akal. Anda mengatakan padanya untuk melupakan Anda.""Aku tahu." Naruto menjawab, tangannya mengetuk pada keyboard lagi."Apakah Anda menyesal?"Naruto tersentak kepala kembali kepadanya. "Apa?""Saya bertanya jika Anda sedang menyesali mengatakan itu padanya." Lee mengatakan.Naruto berpikir sejenak dan mendesah. "Yah... Ya. Saya tidak berpikir saya melakukan hal yang benar. Dia tidak pernah bertanya apa-apa dari saya. Dia selalu menjadi baik dan memaafkan, tapi aku masih mendorong dia pergi. Sekarang bahwa dia tidak mau bicara dengan saya, saya merasa... hilang. Aku merasa seperti aku sudah kehilangan bagian yang benar-benar penting saya.""Pfft.." Lee menutup mulutnya, menahan tawa.Naruto glowered padanya. "Kau bajingan, kau tahu itu? Akan Anda silakan berhenti berbicara kepada saya? Saya bekerja di sini.""Saya minta maaf. Saya tidak hanya digunakan untuk mendengar Anda berbicara seperti seorang dewasa yang nyata.""Apa maksudmu dengan itu?""Shikamaru di kanan. Anda seperti orang yang berbeda ketika Anda berbicara seperti itu." Lee mengatakan, masih tertawa, dan dibersihkan tenggorokannya. "Saya tidak perlu meminta Anda untuk tahu bahwa Anda benar-benar menyukainya. Itu begitu freaking jelas, manusia! Jika Anda benar-benar ingin kembali, mengapa tidak Anda katakan kepadanya, lalu? ""Apakah Anda serius? Aku baru saja pulang dengan Sakura-chan. "Dan Hinata mungkin membenci saya sekarang!" Naruto quirked nya alis di Lee. "Mengapa Apakah Anda tiba-tiba begitu tertarik dengan Hinata? Anda tidak suka dia sebelumnya, jadi mengapa Anda tiba-tiba mengatakan kepada saya untuk menjalankan setelah dia? "Rock Lee menggores ujung hidung seperti yang ia berpikir untuk jawaban. "Yah, aku hanya berpikir itu, mungkin, bahwa Hinata harus benar-benar istimewa. Bagi Anda untuk merasa begitu banyak tentang dia, maka dia harus melakukan sesuatu yang tidak bisa Sakura-chan.""Seperti apa?""Saya tidak tahu. Anda memberitahu saya." Lee menatapnya sadar tapi, akhirnya, hanya mengangkat bahu bahu, tidak menunggu jawaban Naruto. "Bagaimana itu Sakura-chan, by the way? Apakah dia baik-baik saja sekarang?""Dia baik-baik saja.""Itu baik. Aku belum melihatnya sejak partai. Apakah Anda memberikan dia botol vitamin aku memberimu minggu? Naomi berkata bahwa meningkatkan tubuh... Saya tidak tahu, aku lupa. Yah, Sakura-chan mungkin tahu apa itulah pokoknya. ""Ya, beritahukan Naomi dia mengatakan terima kasih.""Anda masih belum mengatakan kepada kami apa yang sebenarnya terjadi padanya? Itu sesuatu yang serius? Dia tiba-tiba saja rusak. Itu benar-benar menakutkan. Aku belum pernah melihat dia menangis seperti itu sejak... w-baik... " Lee terhenti dan dibersihkan tenggorokannya. "Pokoknya, itu benar-benar mengejutkan. Orang yang bertanya-tanya jika seseorang meninggal atau entah apa lagi. ""Aku bilang dia hanya tidak merasa baik hari itu. Itu saja. Dia baik-baik saja sekarang." Naruto ditutup matanya untuk menghentikan dirinya dari mencolok."Atau mungkin hormon. Oh sialan, jangan bilang dia akan melalui menopause. Kalian berdua harus benar-benar mulai memiliki anak-anak segera-Hei, mana yang akan kamu? " Lee mata melebar Ketika Naruto tiba-tiba bangun dan mematikan komputer."Home.""Apa maksudmu 'home'? Kita bahkan tidak selesai di sini!" Lee memprotes."Saya. Menghentikan diri dari berbicara, dan melakukan beberapa pekerjaan, akan Anda?" Naruto smirked, menempatkan kantong atas bahunya, dan ia menyerahkan Lee USB flash drive. "Apakah Anda keberatan percetakan ini untukku? Dan tolong beri cetakan untuk Kakashi-san. Katakan padanya aku harus pergi lebih awal. Anakku yang menunggu untuk saya.""Bercinta Anda! Dia adalah di kantornya. Pergi memberitahu bahwa baginya sendiri!" Lee mencaci, tapi masih terus flash drive. "Tch. Tell Menma-kun saya mengatakan 'hi'.""Pasti. Terima kasih, Lee. Sampai minggu depan."Mata bulat hitam terus tetap di belakang Naruto, Anehnya, bertanya-tanya mengapa orang pirang akan selalu muncul untuk menghindari dihadapkan tentang hal yang terjadi di pesta. Lee membuat wajah masam, berpikir bahwa apa yang dikatakan istrinya benar-benar bisa benar.Gadis-gadis di pesta tidak bisa menghindari berbicara tentang hal itu, dan Lee ingat mendengar bahwa spekulasi dan kecurigaan mereka yang sebenarnya cukup serius. 'Perempuan benar-benar menakutkan,' Lee berpikir, mendengarkan Naomi ketika dia memberitahunya apa gadis-gadis sudah berpikir. Lee telah mengabaikan mereka, label mereka semua sebagai desas-desus. Tapi dengan cara bahwa Naruto telah telah secara tidak sadar melotot setiap kali mereka berbicara tentang hal itu, Lee memiliki firasat bahwa mungkin, luar biasa seperti itu mungkin tampak, mereka adalah benar.'Sakura-chan benar-benar melakukannya?' Lee merenungkan. Membawa tangan ke dagu, ia melihat flash drive yang Naruto telah menyerahkan kepadanya. Dia menyipitkan mata di jeruk USB memory stick dan merengut, "Kakashi-san akan membunuh sialan saya."