It was insulting and if she wasn't

It was insulting and if she wasn't so damn tired he'd do that thing with his tongue that he knew she liked and make her apologize for ever doubting him. He really couldn't believe that she didn't trust him, he thought as he started to climb behind her, pausing to adjust the bulge in his pants.

He was just wondering how in the hell he was going to lie behind her without her finding out that he was a lying bastard when the doorbell rang. With an annoyed groan he climbed back off the couch and was about to tell her he'd be right back when he realized that she was already fast asleep.

Poor thing really was exhausted, he thought as he pressed a kiss to the top of her head and earned a little grumble and a swat. So of course he did it again, chuckling when she tried to hide beneath the comforter as she called him a "Muking mastid."

He quietly left his apartment, shutting the door halfway to give her privacy as he wondered who the hell could be at his door this late at night. Then he wondered if Zoe had called for Black Jack's and simply forgot to tell him about it. She was tired and he was a Bradford after all. She knew damn well if she put enough food in front of him that she could distract him for a while. Poor thing was probably hoping to buy some time, he thought as his poor neglected stomach growled in anticipation of finally getting some proper nourishment.

So when he opened the door and discovered that it was not a Black Jacks delivery boy waiting to hand him a box full of deliciousness, but Hank with two incredibly beautiful women he scowled, just a little bit.

"Ah," Hank started, clearing his throat nervously, "Mandy this is Trevor. Trevor this is Mandy," Hank said gesturing to the gorgeous blonde who was busy running an appreciative eye over his bare chest.

"What do you need?" he asked Hank, feeling his patience fray. Not only had the man interrupted some decent cuddling time with Zoe, but he'd made him think that he was getting Black Jacks' pizza, something that he just couldn't forgive.

"Did you forget about our double date tonight?" Hank bit out, gesturing discretely to the two women standing behind him.

Frowning, Trevor looked back at the woman named Mandy and looked her over. She was beautiful, stunningly so. She had just the right amount of makeup, perfect silky long black hair ending halfway down her back. Her breasts were high and full without the look of plastic and her figure was absolutely perfect.

"We thought we'd head back to the girl's place so that Mandy could cook us all dinner. She's a chef," Hank announced with a cocky grin, no doubt knowing how attractive a woman who could cook was to a Bradford.

What he didn't know was that so far Mandy was scoring pretty high on Trevor's perfect woman list. He shot a look over his shoulder before stepping out onto the front stoop and closing the door behind him.

He shot Mandy a smile that she quickly returned.

"So, Mandy, tell me....are you a Yankees fan?"

"Yes," she said, giving him a flirty little smile.

"Are you close to your family?"

"Yes."

"Large family?"

"Yes," she answered, frowning a bit at his questions or the rapid fire way he was asking them, he didn't know or care.

"Do you think you're fat?" he asked, narrowing his eyes on her as he waited for her to answer.

Her beautiful, perfectly painted mouth worked soundlessly for a moment before she answered. "A little, but I'm on a diet," she rushed to explain as if that's what he wanted to hear.

"Do you like dogs?"

"Yes, but I'm more of a cat person."

"Are you clingy?" he demanded.

"No," she answered with a nervous laugh as she shot her sister, who only shrugged, a look.

With a regrettable sigh he shook his head. "I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work out."

"What the hell are you doing, Trevor?" Hank demanded anxiously. No doubt the man wouldn't be getting laid tonight, but Trevor couldn't help it. He had his standards and this woman failed them.

"Maybe we could go grab a cup of coffee somewhere and get to know-"

He held up his hand, stopping her before she made an even bigger fool out of herself. "Please stop."

"But, I was only-"

"Don't beg."

"I wasn't. I was just-"

"Begging?" Trevor guessed, sighing. "I know, but you're going to have to accept that this would never work out."

She frowned up at him. "I wasn't begging. I was just going to suggest that we should-"

"Look," he said, reaching for the door, "this is just getting sad. I'm just going to go before things get out of hand."

"You bastard," Hank hissed as Trevor stepped past him, but he didn't really care. He was more insulted than anything. What the hell was the man thinking bringing a woman like that to meet him? Did the man think he was so desperate that he'd consider sleeping with a woman like that? It was really insulting, he thought as he climbed onto the couch behind Zoe and pulled her back against his body. She of course rewarded him with an elbow to his gut, which he manfully took since she turned in his arms and cuddled up quite nicely against him.

A half hour later as he dozed off he wondered why Hank brought him a woman like that when he clearly had standards. Then he remembered that the man was a fucking moron and that explained everything.

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Itu menghina dan jika dia tidak jadi sialan lelah ia akan melakukan hal itu dengan lidahnya yang dia tahu dia suka dan membuat dia minta maaf untuk selama-lamanya meragukan kepadanya. Dia benar-benar tidak bisa percaya bahwa dia tidak percaya padanya, ia berpikir seperti dia mulai mendaki di belakangnya, berhenti sejenak untuk menyesuaikan tonjolan di celana.Ia hanya bertanya-tanya bagaimana di neraka yang ia akan berbohong belakangnya tanpa dia mengetahui bahwa dia adalah bajingan berbaring ketika bel pintu berdering. Dengan kesal mengeluh ia naik kembali dari sofa dan tentang untuk menceritakan dia akan segera kembali ketika ia menyadari bahwa ia sudah cepat tertidur.Hal buruk benar-benar habis, ia berpikir ketika ia ditekan ciuman ke atas nya kepala dan diterima sedikit menggerutu dan swat. Jadi tentu saja ia melakukan itu lagi, tertawa ketika ia berusaha untuk bersembunyi di bawah penghibur sebagai dia memanggilnya "Muking mastid".Ia diam-diam meninggalkan apartemennya, menutup pintu setengah jalan untuk memberikan privasi Nya sebagai ia bertanya-tanya siapa sih yang bisa di pintu ini terlambat di malam hari. Kemudian ia bertanya-tanya jika Zoe telah menyerukan Black Jack dan hanya lupa untuk menceritakan tentang hal itu. Dia sudah bosan dan dia Bradford setelah semua. Dia tahu betul jika dia meletakkan cukup makanan di depannya bahwa ia dapat mengalihkan perhatian dia untuk sementara waktu. Hal yang miskin mungkin berharap untuk membeli beberapa waktu, dia berpikir sebagai perutnya diabaikan miskin menggeram dalam mengantisipasi akhirnya mendapatkan beberapa makanan yang tepat.Jadi ketika ia membuka pintu dan menemukan bahwa itu tidak Black Jack pengiriman anak menunggu untuk tangan dia kotak penuh kelezatan, namun Hank dengan dua wanita sangat indah dia merengut, hanya sedikit."Ah," Hank mulai, kliring tenggorokan gugup, "ini adalah Trevor Mandy. Trevor inilah Mandy, "kata Hank menunjuk kepada pirang cantik yang sibuk menjalankan menghargai mata atas dadanya yang telanjang."Apa yang Anda butuhkan?" tanyanya Hank, merasa nya keributan kesabaran. Tidak hanya memiliki orang terganggu beberapa waktu cuddling yang layak dengan Zoe, tetapi dia telah membuat dia berpikir bahwa ia mendapatkan Black Jack pizza, sesuatu yang dia tidak bisa mengampuni."Apakah Anda lupa tentang kencan ganda kami malam ini?" Hank sedikit keluar, menunjuk discretely untuk dua wanita berdiri di belakangnya.Mengerutkan kening, Trevor menoleh ke belakang pada wanita yang bernama Mandy dan memandang dirinya. Dia adalah indah, begitu memukau. Ia hanya jumlah yang tepat make up, rambut hitam panjang halus sempurna yang berakhir di tengah-tengah turun kembali. Payudaranya yang tinggi dan penuh tanpa tampilan plastik dan gambar Nya benar-benar sempurna."Kami pikir kami akan menuju kembali ke tempat gadis itu sehingga Mandy bisa memasak makan malam semua. Dia adalah seorang koki,"Hank mengumumkan dengan senyum sombong, tidak diragukan lagi mengetahui bagaimana menarik seorang wanita yang bisa memasak adalah untuk Bradford.Apa yang dia tidak tahu adalah bahwa sejauh Mandy adalah mencetak cukup tinggi pada daftar wanita sempurna Trevor. Ia melayangkan pandangan ke atas bahu-nya sebelum melangkah keluar ke teras depan dan menutup pintu di belakangnya.Dia menembak Mandy senyum yang ia segera kembali."Jadi, Mandy, kirim me...are Anda penggemar Yankees?""Ya," demikian katanya, memberinya senyum kecil."Apakah Anda dekat dengan keluarga Anda?""Ya.""Keluarga besar?""Ya," Dia menjawab, mengerutkan kening sedikit di pertanyaan atau api cepat cara ia meminta mereka, ia tidak tahu atau perawatan."Apakah Anda pikir Anda sedang lemak?" Dia bertanya, penyempitan matanya pada dirinya sebagai dia menunggu dia untuk menjawab.Mulutnya indah, sempurna dicat bekerja soundlessly untuk sejenak sebelum dia menjawab. "Kecil, tapi aku Diet," Dia bergegas untuk menjelaskan sebagai jika itu adalah apa yang dia ingin dengar."Apakah Anda suka anjing?""Ya, tapi aku lebih dari orang kucing.""Apakah Anda lengket?" dia menuntut."Tidak," ia menjawab dengan tertawa gugup karena dia menembak adiknya, yang hanya mengangkat bahu, lihat.Dengan desahan disesalkan ia menggelengkan kepala. "Maaf, tetapi ini tidak akan bekerja.""Apa sih yang Anda lakukan, Trevor?" Hank menuntut cemas. Tidak diragukan lagi orang tidak mendapatkan diletakkan malam ini, tapi Trevor tidak bisa membantu. Dia punya standar dan wanita ini gagal mereka."Mungkin kita bisa pergi Ambil secangkir kopi di suatu tempat dan untuk mengenal-"Dia mengangkat tangan-Nya, berhenti nya sebelum dia membuat bodoh yang bahkan lebih besar dari dirinya. "Silakan berhenti.""Tapi, aku hanya-""Jangan memohon.""Aku tidak. Saya adalah hanya-""Mengemis?" Trevor menebak, mendesah. "Aku tahu, tetapi Anda akan harus menerima bahwa ini tidak akan bekerja."Dia disukai kepadanya. "Saya tidak memohon. Aku hanya akan menyarankan bahwa kita harus-""Lihat," katanya, meraih pintu, "ini adalah hanya mendapatkan sedih. Aku hanya akan pergi sebelum hal-hal yang keluar dari tangan.""You bastard," Hank hissed as Trevor stepped past him, but he didn't really care. He was more insulted than anything. What the hell was the man thinking bringing a woman like that to meet him? Did the man think he was so desperate that he'd consider sleeping with a woman like that? It was really insulting, he thought as he climbed onto the couch behind Zoe and pulled her back against his body. She of course rewarded him with an elbow to his gut, which he manfully took since she turned in his arms and cuddled up quite nicely against him.A half hour later as he dozed off he wondered why Hank brought him a woman like that when he clearly had standards. Then he remembered that the man was a fucking moron and that explained everything.