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The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment
unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls
out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four
legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references,
no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library
of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Adapted from http://www.dizzyboy.com

9. The story tells us about …
A. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
B. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
C. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
D. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
E. A blonde who lost her money.

10. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
A. hide and seek
B. chicken limbo
C. jump rope
D. guessing game
E. scrabble

11. What was the rule of the game finally?
A. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
B. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
C. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
D. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
E. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.

12. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
A. $5.00
B. $50.00
C. $500.00
D. $510.00
E. $490.00

13. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
A. the blonde
B. the lawyer
C. none of them was clever.
D. Both were clever.
E. They were the same.

14. The word "miffed' in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…
A. shy
B. happy
C. generous
D. doubt
E. angry

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 1:

Pirang dan pengacara Pirang dan pengacara duduk di samping satu sama lain dalam penerbangan dari LA ke NY. Pengacara bertanya jika ia ingin bermain yang menyenangkan permainan. Pirang, lelah, hanya ingin beristirahat, dengan sopan menolak dan berguling ke jendela untuk menangkap beberapa sebentar. Pengacara berlanjut dan menjelaskan bahwa permainan mudah dan sangat menyenangkan. Dia menjelaskan, "saya mengajukan pertanyaan, dan jika Anda tidak tahu jawabannya, Anda membayar saya$5,00 dan sebaliknya. Sekali lagi, ia menolak dan mencoba untuk mendapatkan tidur. Pengacara, sekarang gelisah, berkata, "Oke, jika Anda tidak tahu jawaban Anda membayar saya $5,00, dan jika saya tidak tahu jawabannya, saya akan membayar Anda $500,00." Ini menarik perhatian pirang dan, mencari tidak akan ada akhir untuk siksaan inikecuali dia bermain, setuju untuk permainan. Pengacara meminta pertanyaan pertama. "Apa itu jarakdari bumi ke bulan?" Pirang tidak mengatakan kata, mencapai ke dalam tasnya, menarikkeluar $5,00 tagihan dan tangan ke pengacara. "Oke" mengatakan pengacara, "giliran Anda." Dia meminta pengacara, "apa yang naik bukit dengan tiga kaki dan datang dengan empatkaki?" Pengacara, bingung, mengambil komputer laptop dan mencari semua referensi nya,tidak ada jawaban. Ia keran ke udara telepon dengan modem nya dan pencarian net dan PerpustakaanKongres, tidak ada jawaban. Frustrasi, ia mengirim e-mail ke semua teman-teman dan rekan kerja, tidak berhasil. Setelah satu jam, ia bangun pirang dan tangan Nya $500,00. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. Adapted from http://www.dizzyboy.com9. The story tells us about …A. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.B. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.C. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.D. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.E. A blonde who lost her money.10. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?A. hide and seekB. chicken limboC. jump ropeD. guessing gameE. scrabble11. What was the rule of the game finally?A. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.B. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.C. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.D. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer's question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.E. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.12. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?A. $5.00B. $50.00C. $500.00D. $510.00E. $490.0013. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?A. the blondeB. the lawyerC. none of them was clever.D. Both were clever.E. They were the same.14. The word "miffed' in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…A. shyB. happyC. generousD. doubtE. angry

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 2:

The Blonde dan Pengacara
A pirang dan seorang pengacara yang duduk di samping satu sama lain dalam penerbangan dari LA ke NY.
Pengacara bertanya apakah dia ingin bermain permainan yang menyenangkan.
Si pirang, lelah, hanya ingin tidur siang, sopan penurunan dan gulungan ke jendela untuk menangkap beberapa mengedipkan mata.
pengacara berlanjut dan menjelaskan bahwa permainan ini mudah dan menyenangkan.
Dia menjelaskan, "saya mengajukan pertanyaan, dan jika Anda tidak tahu jawabannya, Anda membayar saya
$ 5,00, dan sebaliknya. "
Sekali lagi, dia menolak dan mencoba untuk tidur. Pengacara, sekarang gelisah, mengatakan, "Oke, jika Anda tidak tahu jawabannya Anda membayar saya $ 5,00, dan jika saya tidak tahu jawabannya, saya akan membayar Anda $ 500,00."
Ini menarik perhatian si pirang dan, mencari ada akan ada akhir untuk siksaan ini
kecuali dia memainkan, setuju untuk permainan. Pengacara meminta pertanyaan pertama. "Apa jarak
dari bumi ke bulan?" Pirang tidak mengatakan sepatah kata pun, merogoh tasnya, menarik
keluar $ 5,00 tagihan dan tangan ke pengacara. "Oke" kata pengacara, "giliran Anda."
Dia bertanya pengacara, "Apa yang terjadi atas bukit dengan tiga kaki dan turun dengan empat
kaki?" Pengacara, bingung, mengeluarkan laptopnya dan mencari semua referensi nya,
tidak ada jawaban. Dia menyentuh ponsel udara dengan modem dan mencari net dan perpustakaan
kongres, tidak ada jawaban. Frustrasi, ia mengirim e-mail ke semua teman-teman dan rekan-rekan kerjanya, tidak berhasil. Setelah satu jam, dia bangun pirang, dan tangan dia $ 500,00.
Si pirang mengatakan, "Terima kasih", dan ternyata kembali untuk mendapatkan lebih banyak tidur.
Pengacara, yang lebih dari sedikit jengkel, bangun pirang dan bertanya, " Nah, apa jawabannya? " Tanpa kata, pirang mencapai ke dalam tasnya, tangan pengacara $ 5,00, dan kembali tidur.
Diadaptasi dari http://www.dizzyboy.com 9. Cerita menceritakan tentang ... A. Sebuah pesawat yang pirang dan pengacara mengambil. B. Seorang pengacara yang bermain game dengan pirang a. C. Seorang pengacara yang bertaruh pada sesuatu dengan pirang a. D. Sebuah pirang yang ditipu oleh seorang pengacara. E. Sebuah pirang yang kehilangan uangnya. 10. Apa yang pengacara ingin bermain dengan pirang? A. petak umpet B. ayam limbo C. lompat tali D. menebak permainan E. scrabble 11. Apa aturan permainan akhirnya? A. Jika pirang yang tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaan pengacara, dia membayarnya $ 5,00, dan visa versa. B. Jika pirang yang tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaan itu, dia harus membayar $ 5,00. Jika pengacara tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaannya, dia harus membayar $ 500,00. C. Jika pirang yang tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaan pengacara, dia membayarnya $ 500,00, dan visa versa. D. Jika pirang yang tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaan pengacara, dia membayarnya $ 500,00. Jika pengacara tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaannya, dia membayar $ 5,00. E. Jika pengacara tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaannya, dia membayar $ 500,00. Jika pirang tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaannya, dia tidak harus membayarnya. 12. Berapa banyak uang melakukan manfaat pirang dari permainan? A. $ 5,00 B. $ 50,00 C. $ 500,00 D. $ 510,00 E. $ 490,00 13. Siapa pandai, si pirang atau pengacara? A. pirang B. pengacara C. tidak satupun dari mereka pintar. D. Keduanya pintar. E. Mereka sama. 14. Kata "jengkel 'di paragraf terakhir memiliki makna yang sama dengan ... A. pemalu B. senang C. murah hati D. ragu E. marah