129201:01:23,981 --> 01:01:25,682I

1292
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:25,682
I JUST WANT TO STAY
AUTHENTIC.

1293
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,885
YEAH. WELL,
AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING, MAN.

1294
01:01:27,885 --> 01:01:29,386
AT LEAST YOU'RE TRYING.

1295
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,688
THAT'S WHY I MOVED
DOWN TO FLORIDA BACK IN THE DAY,

1296
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,057
ACTUALLY,
WAS TO DO MUSIC STUFF.

1297
01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:34,825
REALLY?
YEAH. YEAH.

1298
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,626
I SANG
IN "DREAM ALONG WITH MICKEY"

1299
01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:38,328
AT DISNEY WORLD
FROM '03 TO '05.

1300
01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:39,563
WHAT?

1301
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,965
YEAH, MAN.
FOR REAL.

1302
01:01:40,965 --> 01:01:42,599
I MEAN, I STARTED OUT
AS THE DONALD DUCK UNDERSTUDY,

1303
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:45,803
BUT I -- I WAS PLAYING MICKEY
BY MY SECOND YEAR.

1304
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:48,205
I GOT SIGNED BY AN AGENT,

1305
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:51,008
BOOKED A COUPLE
REGIONAL COMMERCIAL SPOTS.

1306
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:53,811
AND ONE DAY I HEARD AN AD ON
THE RADIO LOOKING FOR DANCERS.

1307
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,746
AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES,
SO...

1308
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:58,448
WHEN I STARTED THIS,
I THOUGHT --

1309
01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:00,417
MAN, I THOUGHT I'D HATE IT.

1310
01:02:00,417 --> 01:02:04,254
BUT NOW, IF THE -- IF, LIKE,
THE E.P. BLEW UP TOMORROW,

1311
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:06,757
I'D PROBABLY STILL DO THIS
ON THE SIDE.

1312
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:07,758
WHAT?
I'M SERIOUS.

1313
01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,059
YOU'RE SHITTING ME.

1314
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:12,062
DO YOU SEE HOW MANY GIRLS I MEET
EVERY DAY?

1315
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,831
YES.
FOR FREE?

1316
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,632
FOR FREE!
I DON'T GOT TO PAY FOR --

1317
01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:16,633
ALL I DO IS SING.

1318
01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:18,168
AND YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.

1319
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:21,371
LIKE, THESE GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL
WITH MEN IN THEIR LIVES

1320
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,908
EVERY DAY WHO --
THEY DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.

1321
01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:25,475
THEY DON'T ASK THEM
WHAT THEY WANT.

1322
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:27,411
THEY DON'T EVEN ASK THEM
WHAT THEY WANT.

1323
01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,579
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS ASK THEM
WHAT THEY WANT.

1324
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,615
AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU,
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, MAN.

1325
01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:35,685
IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIKE...
WE'RE LIKE HEALERS OR SOMETHING.

1326
01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:37,788
YES, MAN.

1327
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,089
FUCK, YES.
WE ARE.

1328
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,825
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE HEALERS.

1329
01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:42,492
WE'RE HEALERS, MAN.

1330
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:44,561
WE CAN BE.
OKAY. YEAH. WE CAN BE.

1331
01:02:44,561 --> 01:02:46,330
WE CAN BE.

1332
01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:47,231
OKAY.
I LIKE THAT.

1333
01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:55,405
♪ ♪

1334
01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:13,057
HEY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
NO PROBLEM, MAN.

1335
01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:14,925
GOOD TALKING TO YOU, MAN.
SAFE HOME.

1336
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,393
LOOK US UP
WHEN YOU GET BACK.

1337
01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:17,862
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
THANKS, MAN.

1338
01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,529
YOU SURE
THIS IS THE PLACE?

1339
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:22,266
YEAH. I'M POSITIVE.
SHE SAID IT, AND I GOT THE TEXT.

1340
01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:25,502
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HOOKED UP
WITH A TRUST FUND BABY! YOU KNOW?

1341
01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,938
I JUST HIT HER
WITH HER FAVORITE FLAVOR, BABY,

1342
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,573
AND WE'RE LIVIN' LARGE.

1343
01:03:29,573 --> 01:03:31,876
MEGAN?

1344
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:34,879
HELLO?

1345
01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:37,114
MEGAN?

1346
01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,283
THERE'S SOME LAW OF ATTRACTION
GOING ON UP IN HERE.

1347
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:40,885
THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE.
MEGAN!

1348
01:03:40,885 --> 01:03:41,886
IT'S TITO!

1349
01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:43,553
HEY!

1350
01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:46,490
OH... SHIT.

1351
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,092
WHO ARE YOU?

1352
01:03:48,092 --> 01:03:51,761
JUST, UH,
FRIENDS OF MEGAN.

1353
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:53,530
Woman: AH.

1354
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,165
IS MEGAN HERE?

1355
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:58,435
MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS
ARE OUTSIDE.

1356
01:03:58,435 --> 01:03:59,603
WHO ARE YOU?

1357
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,471
OH, YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY.
WE'LL JUST GO OUT --

1358
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:03,473
YOU SAID MEGAN WAS BACK THIS WAY
IN THE GUESTHOUSE?

1359
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:04,741
YOU HOLD ON.

1360
01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:07,711
Y'ALL CAN'T JUST WALK
IN MY HOUSE LIKE STRANGERS

1361
01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:09,679
WITHOUT HAVING A HELLO DRINK.

1362
01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:14,018
YOU COME ON NOW
AND HAVE A SEAT.

1363
01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:16,887
WHAT YOU WANT?
YOU WANT RED? YOU WANT WHITE?

1364
01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:19,023
WE GOT WHISKEY.
WE GOT SHINE.

1365
01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:21,358
Y'ALL GET SOMETHING.

1366
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:24,929
HOW ABOUT WE START WITH WINE
AND END WITH SHINE?

1367
01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,463
I LIKE THAT RULE.

1368
01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:28,732
HONEY, YOU COME SIT RIGHT HERE.
COME ON.

1369
01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:31,035
OH, SHIT!

1370
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,569
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1371
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:33,670
IT SMELLS GOOD.

1372
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,940
WELL... CHEERS!

1373
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:38,175
CHEERS. CHEERS. EYE CONTACT.

1374
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:40,710
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY,
MA'AM.

1375
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,112
QUIT THAT PROPER SHIT.

1376
01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:45,249
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY EX.

1377
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,751
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?

1378
01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:49,253
UH, I'M MIKE.
THIS IS TITO...

1379
01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:50,254
TITO.
...KEN...

1380
01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:51,922
KEN.
...RICHIE,

1381
01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:54,091
UH...

1382
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,128
ERNEST.
...ERNEST. ERNEST.

1383
01:04:58,128 --> 01:04:59,529
WELL, I'M NANCY.

1384
01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:04,134
AND THIS IS MAE, JULIA,
DIANE, AND JESSICA.

1385
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:05,569
HEY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

1386
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,604
Ken: NICE TO MEET Y'ALL.
THANK YOU, LADIES.

1387
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:09,974
Y'ALL DON'T LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE.

1388
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:12,876
WE'RE FROM MIAMI.
UH, JUST...

1389
01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:16,080
FLORIDA.

1390
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,747
THERE'S ONE IN OHIO,
DUDE.

1391
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,584
JUST PASSING THROUGH
ON OUR WAY TO MYRTLE BEACH.

1392
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,220
OH! MYRTLE BEACH!
REDNECK RIVIERA.

1393
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,555
Y'ALL SHOULD TRY KIAWAH
INSTEAD.

1394
01:05:25,555 --> 01:05:27,357
OH, YEAH, I HEARD
THAT'S REAL NICE, MA'AM.

1395
01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,393
"OH, YEAH, I HEARD
THAT'S REAL NICE, MA'AM."

1396
01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:31,996
LISTEN TO HIM!

1397
01:05:31,996 --> 01:05:33,430
IS THAT
WHAT I SOUND LIKE?

1398
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,133
YOU'RE GOOD!

1399
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:37,667
DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW

1400
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:40,537
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE
WITH THOSE GIRLS.

1401
01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:44,241
HOW DO Y'ALL KNOW
MY DAUGHTER?

1402
01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:46,110
WE JUST...
UH, WE JUST MET HER AT A --

1403
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:48,478
AT A-- IN JACKSONVILLE AT --
AT A...

1404
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,413
IT WAS A BAR.

1405
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,982
A BAR.
WELL, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

1406
01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:53,984
ALWAYS MAKING NEW FRIENDS!

1407
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:58,855
SO WHAT DO Y'ALL DO?

1408
01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:01,091
WE ARE...
I, UH -- HEY!

1409
01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:02,126
HOW ARE YOU?

1410
01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:03,127
HEY!
HI!

1411
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:04,361
THERE YOU ARE.

1412
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,330
HEY.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

1413
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,132
Nancy: OH, THE BOYS
ARE JUST ABOUT TO TELL US

1414
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:10,134
WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING.
OH.

1415
01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,601
MM-HMM.

1416
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:14,371
WE, UH...

1417
01:06:14,371 --> 01:06:16,706
WHAT DO -- UH, I HAVE --

1418
01:06:16,706 --> 01:06:17,941
I HAVE MY OWN FURNITURE COMPANY.

1419
01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,909
Tito: YEAH. HE'S GREAT.
UM...

1420
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:23,247
TITO HERE IS INTO YOGURT.

1421
01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:26,283
FROZEN YOGURT.
YEAH. ARTISANAL.

1422
01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:32,389
KEN IS A BUDDING ACTOR AND, UM,
AND LEVEL-3 REIKI HEALER.

1423
01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,424
UH, SO IF YOU NEED ANY WORK
DONE...

1424
01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:37,961
UH, ERNIE IS --
IS AN ARTIST.

1425
01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,229
HE'S A PAINTER.

1426
01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:41,898
MOM,
THEY'RE MALE STRIPPERS.

1427
01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:43,700
Nancy: NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.

1428
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,270
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

1429
01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:49,639
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWKWARD
TO DO SOMEBODY LIKE THAT.

1430
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:52,642
ENOUGH WITH THAT FUCKING LANGUAGE!

1431
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:54,544
OH, GOD, I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER HAD

1432
01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:56,613
A REAL LIVE STRIPPER
IN MY HOUSE BEFORE.

1433
01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:57,947
Ken:
YOU HAVE NOW.

1434
01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,916
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
THE -- THE TECHNICAL TERM IS --

1435
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,951
IS MALE ENTERTAINER.
OH, MY!

1436
01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:04,988
MOM, THEY'RE NOT HERE FOR THAT.
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.

1437
01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:06,823
OF COURSE NOT!

1438
01:07:06,823 --> 01:07:10,460
SHIT, DIANA, GO DOWN
AND GRAB US SOME MORE VINO.

1439
01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,696
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T -- DON'T YOU WORRY.

1440
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,532
I GOT THIS. I'LL RELOAD, NANCY.
OKAY, BABY.

1441
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,768
YOU JUST -- YOU JUST GET
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS EXPENSIVE.

1442
01:07:1