A vampire bat came flapping in from

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

That is hilarious!

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 1:

Kelelawar vampir datang mengepak dari malam yang berlumuran darah segar dan parkir sendiri di atap gua untuk mendapatkan tidur.Segera semua kelelawar berbau darah dan mulai mengganggu dia tentang mana ia mendapatkannya.Dia mengatakan kepada mereka untuk pergi dan membiarkan dia tidur namun mereka mendesak sehingga akhirnya ia menyerah."OK, ikuti saya" katanya dan terbang keluar dari gua dengan ratusan kelelawar belakangnya.Turun melalui lembah mereka pergi, menyeberangi sungai dan hutan penuh pepohonan.Akhirnya ia melambat dan semua kelelawar penuh semangat giling di sekelilingnya."Sekarang, Anda melihat pohon itu di sana?" tanyanya."Ya, ya, ya!" kelelawar semua berteriak dalam hiruk-pikuk."Baik" berkata kelelawar, "Karena saya yakin sebagai neraka tidak!" Itulah lucu!