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Our "Twilight Zone" acid trip
to the, uh, Phantom Prison --

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that place was...

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Kryptonian.

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Mm.

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And that
horny-toad-looking thing

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that crashed Chloe
and Jimmy's wedding?

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Kryptonian.

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Mm.

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And the spaceship that I found
in the woods near the dam?

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Also Kryptonian,
but it wasn't mine --

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it was my cousin's.

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Sorry about
the third degree, Clark.

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It's just not every week

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that a girl learns
her boyfriend's an...

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Alien?

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And you're still okay
with that?

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Are you kidding me?

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It's like...

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Dating a God
or...Bono.

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At least we're on a story
in the boonies,

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and I get to play
20 questions without...

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Our nosy little
Kitty cat sniffing around.

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It's lucky that Tess
sent us out here

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to cover
the Cherry Festival.

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Clark Kent doesn't believe
in luck.

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What'd you do...

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Clark?

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I didn't want you
in the middle

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of tonight's
antihero protest.

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Clark, that should
have been my story.

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Why did you
chop-block me?

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Lois, we both know that your
articles in support of The Blur

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put you in the eye
of the antihero storm.

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So, what, you're gonna
lock me in a Castle Tower

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like I'm some damsel
in distress?

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Lois, I just want to make sure
that you're safe.

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Clark, I love that
an intergalactic powerhouse

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wants to protect me...

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But this Earth girl
can take care of herself.

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I didn't even see
what we hit.

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Two flats
and only one spare.

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Looks like a job for...

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AAA.

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And there's
no reception.

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Want me to change that tire
for you?

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I think
I can handle it.

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Wow.

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Thank you.

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Oh, praise the Lord!

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You're okay!

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It's okay. There's nothing
a mechanic can't fix.

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Do you know where
there's one nearby?

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Um...Up the road a bit, in
Meeker Springs. Thanks.

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All right, Lois, well,

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if we leave now,
we'll be back in a flash.

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Oh, but, Clark,

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I'm such
a delicate flower --

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I will --

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I will wilt
in that heat.

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I think I'll just stay
with, um...

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Charlotte, ma'am.

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I got some
fresh-squeezed lemonade

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if you like.

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Ah! Lovely.
So we will have a big glass,

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as we damsels in distress
wait for Clark to...

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Come rescue us.

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Lois,
is there a problem?

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Okay. First it's not safe
in the Asphalt Jungle,

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and now I'm at risk
in Green Acres?

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Look, we're in the middle
of nowhere.

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You think horse-and-buggy girl
is gonna hurt me?

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What is she gonna do,
dimple me to death?

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Here you go!
Uh...

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Thank you, Charlotte.

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Now, why don't we watch

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while my knight
in shining armor...

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Saves the day?

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It's gonna be a long walk,
Lancelot,

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but we will be right here

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waiting for
your triumphant return.

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Still watching!

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Lois?

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Lois?!

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♪ Smallville 10x06 ♪
Harvest
Original Air Date on October 29, 2010

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♪ Somebody save me ♪

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♪ "Save Me" ♪ performed by Remy Zero

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♪ let your warm hands
break right through ♪

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♪ somebody save me ♪

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♪ I don't care how you do it ♪

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♪ just stay ♪

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♪ stay ♪

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♪ come on ♪

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♪ I've been waiting for you ♪

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♪ just stay with me ♪

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♪ I've made this whole world
shine for you ♪

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♪ just stay ♪

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♪ stay ♪

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♪ come on ♪

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-- Sync, corrected by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Lois?

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"No service."

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Aah.

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Something
I can help you with?

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My girlfriend --
she's missing.

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I went into town
to get a flat fixed,

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and...And now
she's gone.

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We were in a bit
of an argument when I left,

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and I thought maybe
she was still mad at me,

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but...
I can't find her.

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You know,
I've searched everywhere.

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Better wrap that.

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Cut looks pretty nasty.

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How bad was
your little argument?

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No, this is from
the rim of the tire.

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That's where I cut it.

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Look,
there was a girl here.

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She might know
where my girlfriend went.

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Girl?

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Charlotte --
she was about 12 years old.

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She was selling produce
on the side of the road.

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She had a horse
and buggy.

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We're in the middle
of nowhere.

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Never seen anybody
set up shop here.

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There's not enough traffic.

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Well, I know what I saw, all right?
I'm not making this up.

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Why don't we go down
to the station?

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I'm not going anywhere
till Lois gets back.

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Mister,
calm yourself down.

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Look.

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This must be
what we ran over.

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Now, if our blowout
wasn't an accident,

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someone could have done this
on purpose.

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I think
you better get a move on

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before you get yourself
in some trouble.

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Just trying to show you.
I'm not gonna say it again!

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Those are tracks
from the horse and buggy.

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Now, if there was no girl,
how do you explain those?

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They do look fresh.

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Run up
the logging road a bit.

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All right,
you proved your point.

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Let's take a hike.

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If your girlfriend
is out there...

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We'll find her.

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Giddap!

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Look at you
drive that horse.

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At your age, the best I could do
was drive my dad crazy.

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Lucky for me,
you were around.

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So, how much longer
before our carbon-free hayride

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gets us
to the train station?

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Oh, not much.

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But I'm not allowed
to go into town.

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My father will give