A pirate was talking to a “land-lub

A pirate was talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber
noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a
hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The landlubber
just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He
asked the pirate,
“How did you loose your leg?” The pirate responded,
“I lost my leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!” His new friend
was still curious so he asked,
“What about your hand. Did you loose it at the same time?”
“No,” answered the pirate. “I lost it to the sharks off the Florida
Keys.” Finally, the land-lubber asked,
“I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye?” The pirate answered,
“I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in my eye.” The landlubber
asked,
“How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?” The pirate snapped,
“It was the day just after I got my hook!”

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 1:

Bajak laut sedang berbicara dengan "tanah-pemalas" di sebuah bar. Tanah-pemalasPerhatikan bahwa, seperti bajak laut setiap menghormati diri, orang ini mempunyai kaki palsu,menghubungkan tempat salah satu tangannya dan patch lebih dari satu mata. Landlubberhanya harus mencari tahu bagaimana bajak laut sampai dalam bentuk buruk seperti itu. Iameminta bajak laut,"Bagaimana Apakah Anda kehilangan kaki Anda?" Bajak laut menjawab,"Saya kehilangan kaki saya dalam pertempuran lepas pantai Jamaika!" Seorang teman baruitu masih penasaran jadi ia bertanya,"Bagaimana dengan tangan Anda. Apakah Anda kehilangan itu pada waktu yang sama?""Tidak," jawab bajak laut. "Aku kehilangan itu hiu off FloridaKunci." Akhirnya, tanah-pemalas bertanya,"Aku melihat Anda juga memiliki penutup mata. Bagaimana menurut Anda kehilangan mata Anda?" Bajak laut menjawab,"Aku sedang tidur di pantai ketika burung camar terbang di atas dan crapped tepat di mata saya." Landlubberbertanya,"Bagaimana bisa sedikit omong kosong seagull membuat Anda kehilangan mata Anda?" Bajak laut putus,"Itu sehari setelah saya punya kait saya!"