A vampire bat came flapping in from

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to piss of and let him get some sleep but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into huge forest

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats were excitedly around him with their tongues hanging out for blood.

Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 2:

Kelelawar vampir datang mengepak di dari malam berlumuran darah segar dan menempatkan dirinya di atap gua untuk tidur. Tak lama kemudian semua kelelawar lain mencium darah dan mulai mengganggu dia tentang di mana ia mendapatkannya. Dia mengatakan kepada mereka untuk kencing dari dan biarkan dia tidur tapi mereka tetap bertahan sampai ia akhirnya menyerah. "OK, ikuti saya" katanya dan terbang keluar dari gua dengan ratusan kelelawar di belakangnya. Turun melalui lembah mereka pergi, di seberang sungai dan ke Hutan besar Akhirnya ia melambat dan semua kelelawar lain gembira di sekelilingnya dengan lidah terjulur keluar darah. Apakah Anda melihat bahwa pohon oak besar di atas sana? "tanyanya. "Ya, ya, ya!" kelelawar semua berteriak hiruk-pikuk. "Baik" kata kelelawar, "Karena aku tidak!"