29800:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,492YOU

298
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,492
YOUR HOST
FOR THIS GLAMOROUS EVENING

299
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,562
OF GOOD OLE SWAMP COUNTRY
DEBAUCHERY.

300
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,632
AND I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
FOR SOME OF Y'ALL BUDDING QUEENS

301
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,234
HIDING OUT THERE IN THE SHADOWS.

302
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:08,141
I'VE GOT FOUR CRUMPLED-UP,
COKE-DUSTED $100 BILLS

303
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:12,212
FOR THE BEST AMATEUR QUEEN
HERE IN JACKSONVILLE!

304
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,449
YES.

305
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:21,121
SO LET'S GET SOME VOGUE POPPING
IN THIS BITCH, SHALL WE?

306
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,423
COME ON NOW.

307
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,127
YOUNG AND OLD, HOT AND COLD --
GET YOUR ASS ON THIS STAGE.

308
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,428
♪ ♪

309
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,896
Crowd:
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

310
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,798
YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO GO DOWN
THE RABBIT HOLE?

311
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,666
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
SO YOU WERE LISTENING.

312
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,035
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

313
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,403
I'M GONNA GO DIG IT FOR YOU,
ALICE.

314
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,837
LET'S SEE HOW FAR
YOU'RE REALLY WILLING TO GO.

315
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,039
UH-OH.
OH, SHIT.

316
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,773
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

317
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,642
MIKEY.
OH, IT'S ON!

318
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,380
♪ ♪

319
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,992
Tito:
THAT'S THE PLAN.

320
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,296
I MEAN, TAKE OVER SOUTH BEACH,
THEN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST.

321
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,897
FUCKING MOBILE.

322
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,767
YOU KNOW, LOW-OVERHEAD,
HIGH-REVENUE SHIT.

323
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,569
THAT'S HOW YOU GET FLUSH
IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY.

324
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,104
Mike: FUCK, YEAH. Woman: WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S REALLY GOOD.

325
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,540
OH, GODDAMN RIGHT, WHAT IS THIS?
JEEZ.

326
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,775
FUCK.
WHAT AM I EATING RIGHT NOW?

327
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,710
YOU LIKE THAT, MIKE?
Tobias: THAT'S GOLD, RIGHT?

328
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,179
THIS IS AMAZING.

329
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,281
IT'S TOASTED MARSHMALLOW
TANGERINE.

330
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,350
WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S FABULOUS.

331
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,752
PUT MARSHMALLOW IN MY PANTS
RIGHT NOW.

332
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,320
THIS IS --
YOU GOTTA SELL THIS.

333
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,756
MIKE, TIP OF THE ICEBERG,
BABY.

334
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,024
WE GOT KIWI OLIVE OIL
WITH FREEZE-DRIED BASIL,

335
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,027
CRèME BRULéE... AND MY PERSONAL
FAVORITE, THE FLAVOR OF TRUTH.

336
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,564
COME ON, MAN. YOU'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT FOREVER.

337
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,998
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
EVERYBODY HERE

338
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,301
WHAT YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
BE DOING COME MONDAY MORNING.

339
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,373
GRINDING THOSE SNOW CONES
AT THE NORTHDALE MALL.

340
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,342
YEAH. WELL, THAT'S JUST
FOR MARKET RESEARCH, BITCH.

341
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,744
TILL WE GET THE FUNDS
TO DO WHAT WE REALLY NEED.

342
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,347
THAT'S ALL IT IS, BRO.
FUCKING HATER.

343
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,650
BESIDES, I THINK IT BEATS RAKING
THE INFIELD AT TROPICANA.

344
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,354
WELL, AT LEAST THE SHIT
I'M WORKING ON CAN GO GLOBAL.

345
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,522
WHAT?

346
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,357
- WAIT. WHAT?
- Tito: YEAH.

347
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,792
I'M SORRY.
WHAT?

348
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,162
WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN US,
CONSTANT GARDENER?

349
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,697
YEAH, PLEASE --
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME.

350
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,699
I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THIS, LIKE,
PIECE OF GENIUS IS.

351
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,435
SHAMWOW US
WITH YOUR INGENIOUS INVENTION.

352
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,271
COME ON, RICH, MAN.
TITO LAID HIS SHIT OUT.

353
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,606
EVERYBODY'S COOL.
JUST TELL US.

354
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,374
Tobias:
IT'S US, BRO.

355
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,642
Ken:
JUST TELL US, MAN.

356
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,177
COME ON. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO. COME ON.

357
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,712
Richie:
ALL RIGHT.

358
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,747
BUT IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
STEALS MY IDEA,

359
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,781
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL --

360
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,617
WHY YOU GOT TO POINT
AT THE FUCKING MEXICAN

361
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,751
WHEN YOU SAY "STEALS,"
DUDE?

362
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,586
WE GET IT.
JUST -- JUST GO.

363
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,154
Tori:
LET'S HAVE IT, TOUGH GUY.

364
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,891
CONDOMINTS.

365
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,994
WHAT ARE THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT
THINGS YOU NEED TO TAKE WITH YOU

366
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,130
WHEN YOU GO OUT ON THE WEEKEND?

367
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,932
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD?

368
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,736
YOUR CONDOMS AND YOUR MINTS.

369
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,838
OH, MY -- WHAT?

370
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,474
I PUT THEM TOGETHER IN ONE
PACKAGE, LIKE A PACK OF GUM.

371
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,809
SELL IT AT A GAS STATION.

372
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,144
"CONDOMINTS."

373
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,046
IT'S NOT BAD.
BOOM!

374
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,115
Tori: UM, THEY -- THEY ALREADY
HAVE THAT SHIT, BITCH.

375
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,219
YOU CAN GET IT.

376
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,388
I GET IT ALL THE TIME
AT THE MINIMART.

377
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,922
I'M SORRY.

378
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,626
THEY'RE AT EVERY SINGLE CIRCLE K
AND 7-ELEVEN ACROSS FLORIDA.

379
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,262
Ken:
I'M SO SORRY, MAN.

380
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,064
Tito: HEY, RICHIE, THEY DIDN'T
SIGN THE NONDISCLOSURE, MAN.

381
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,432
Tori:
SORRY ABOUT IT.

382
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,833
Tarzan: HEY, RICHIE,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

383
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,469
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU --
TOP SECRET, MAN.

384
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,505
IMAGINE THIS.
A SMALL, LITTLE RECTANGLE. OKAY?

385
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,040
YOU HOLD IT UP TO YOUR EAR,
YOU SPEAK INTO IT,

386
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,010
SOMEBODY IN A DISTANT LAND
WITH THE EXACT SAME THING

387
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,379
CAN HEAR IT.

388
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,080
I JUST HAVEN'T COME UP WITH
A NAME FOR IT.

389
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,815
I WAS FIGURING...

390
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,285
FUCK... YOU.
I'M SO SORRY, MAN.

391
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,019
OH, GOD.

392
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,523
HEY, I FORGOT TO ASK YOU --
YOU STILL WITH MERCEDES?

393
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,124
NO.

394
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,461
WE AGREED TO TRY MONOGAMY,
AND YOU KNOW MERCEDES.

395
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,897
THAT SHIT LASTED
FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.

396
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,500
WOW. THAT FUCKING SUCKS.
I'M SORRY.

397
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,236
AH, IT'S LIKE OPRAH SAID,
MAN --

398
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,707
"WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS YOU
THEMSELVES, BELIEVE THEM."

399
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,344
WHAT? REALLY?

400
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,413
REALLY? I -- OKAY. YEAH, REALLY.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

401
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,147
ARE WE DOING
THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHIT?

402
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,749
OKAY. FINE. THAT'S NOT
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, THAT'S OPRAH.

403
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,183
LET'S FUCKING MAKE IT
AGGRESSIVE.

404
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,786
HOW ABOUT THIS? LET'S DO
A LITTLE THERAPY SESSION HERE.

405
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,455
OLD-SCHOOL --
OLD-SCHOOL THERAPY SESSION.

406
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,889
GET UP. LET'S GO. WE'RE GONNA
GET THIS OUT IN ONE SWING.

407
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,591
ARE WE FUCKING PRIMATES NOW, MAN?
COME ON.

408
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,660
GET IT OUT IN ONE HIT AND LET'S
NOT TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

409
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,363
I GET IT. YOU'RE MAD THAT -- THAT I FUCKING
LEFT. THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING STUPID.

410
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,831
COME ON, BABY.
LET'S GO. RIGHT HERE.

411
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,766
JUST DON'T HIT ME IN THE FUCKING NUTS.
BAM. WOW.

412
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,535
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? STOP BEING A PUSSY.
EVERYBODY FUCKING HAPPY?

413
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,902
STOP BEING A PUSSY. LET'S GO.
NO, MAN.

414
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,604
DON'T YOU CALL ME A FUCKING
PUSSY, CHRISTIAN BALE.

415
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,072
Richie:
NO. HE DIDN'T CALL YOU A PUSSY.

416
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,308
HE -- HE JUST SAID YOU EXHIBITED
PUSSY-LIKE BEHAVIOR.

417
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,043
Y'ALL WANT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING TIGER?
IT'S JUST THE BEHAVIOR OF A PUSSY.

418
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,511
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? COME ON!
RELEASE THE DEMON!

419
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,912
Tito:
OH! SHIT!

420
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,381
Tori: TIGER'S OUT.

421
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,550
Mike:

422
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,489
ARE YOU OKAY, MAN?

423
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,491
YOU FEEL BETTER?

424
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,159
NO, MAN,
I DON'T FUCKING FEEL BETTER.

425
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,894
THAT WAS SERIOUSLY
FUCKED UP.

426
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,596
OKAY.

427
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,864
GOOD.
YOU ALL RIGHT?

428
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,832
YEAH.
I JUST GOT TO PEE A LITTLE.

429
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,268
EVERYBODY HAPPY? YOU GET
YOUR FUCKING GLADIATOR SHOW?

430
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,570
Richie:
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

431
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,037
NO, IT WASN'T FUCKING AWESOME,
MAN.

432
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,839
THERE ARE A LOT BETTER WAYS
TO HANDLE THAT SHIT.

433
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,841
IT'S OUR LAST FUCKING RIDE.
I'M OUTTA HERE.

434
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,277
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS
THE PRETTY ONES, LIKE BUNDY.

435
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,781
IT IS, MAN.

436