25100:15:40,584 --> 00:15:44,879Giv

251
00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:44,879
Give over! I couldn't rape you
if I wanted to. Angels are ill-equipped.

252
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:48,633
See?

253
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:54,055
I'm as anatomically impaired
as a Ken doll.

254
00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,308
Make yourself useful
and give me that towel.

255
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,770
Honestly, you bottom-feeders
and your arrogance.

256
00:16:00,938 --> 00:16:03,606
You think everybody's just trying
to get in your knickers.

257
00:16:04,024 --> 00:16:05,275
What are you?

258
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,318
I'm pissed off is what I am.

259
00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:11,447
Do you drench everyone who comes in
here with flame-retardant chemicals?

260
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:14,075
No wonder you're single.

261
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,331
Stand back.

262
00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:31,009
As I was saying...

263
00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:34,304
...prior to your
fire-fighting episode...

264
00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:37,850
...I am the Metatron.

265
00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:43,355
Don't tell me the name
doesn't ring a bell.

266
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,609
You people.

267
00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:50,863
If there isn't a movie about it,
it's not worth knowing, is it?

268
00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:53,866
I am a seraphim.

269
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:58,537
The highest choir of angels.

270
00:16:59,998 --> 00:17:01,832
You do know what an angel is,
don't you?

271
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:07,463
Metatron acts as the voice of God.

272
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:11,759
Any occasion when some yahoo
claims that God has spoken to them...

273
00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:13,552
...they're speaking to me.

274
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,888
Or they're talking to themselves.

275
00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:20,059
Why doesn't God speak for himself?

276
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:24,271
Glad you decided to join
the conversation. To answer that...

277
00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:27,775
...human beings have neither the aural
nor the psychological capacity...

278
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:32,071
...to withstand the awesome power
of God's true voice.

279
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:35,658
Were you to hear it, your mind would
cave in and your heart would explode.

280
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:38,577
We went through five Adams
before we figured that one out.

281
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:42,498
Well, how do I know
you're an angel?

282
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:47,503
What, aside from the fiery entrance
and the expansive wingspan?

283
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,591
You want more proof?

284
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,301
Fine.

285
00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:54,594
How about tequila?

286
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,269
Where the hell are we?

287
00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:05,814
Only place you can go
for a good tequila.

288
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:09,067
Dos tequilas, por favor,
and an empty glass.

289
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:12,779
We're in Mexico?

290
00:18:12,947 --> 00:18:15,448
Actually, we're in the franchised
Mexican eatery...

291
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,617
...down the street
from your apartment...

292
00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:19,536
...but it's impressive nonetheless.

293
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:22,205
You don't mind I lost the wings,
do you?

294
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:24,290
I'm trying to keep our profile low.

295
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,126
What do you want with me?

296
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:32,632
I am to charge you
with a holy crusade.

297
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,969
For the record,
I work in an abortion clinic.

298
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,388
Noah was a drunk.
Look what he accomplished.

299
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:40,432
And no one's asking you
to build an ark.

300
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:42,434
All you gotta do is go
to New Jersey...

301
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:45,061
...and visit a small church
on a very important day.

302
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,817
New Jersey?

303
00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:54,112
That doesn't sound like
much of a crusade.

304
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,656
Aside from the fine print,
that's it.

305
00:18:56,824 --> 00:18:58,825
What's the fine print?

306
00:18:59,744 --> 00:19:02,829
Stop a couple angels from entering
and thus negating all existence.

307
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:05,123
Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.

308
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:08,377
Stop a couple of angels
from entering...

309
00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:11,505
...and thus negating all existence.

310
00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:14,008
I hate it when people
need it spelled out for them.

311
00:19:14,176 --> 00:19:15,968
You might want to clarify that.

312
00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:21,348
Back in the old days,
God was vengeful and hot-tempered.

313
00:19:21,516 --> 00:19:23,517
And his wrath was bore...

314
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:26,854
...by the Angel of Death,
name of Loki.

315
00:19:27,022 --> 00:19:29,106
When Sodom and Gomorrah
was destroyed...

316
00:19:29,274 --> 00:19:30,691
...that was Loki.

317
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:34,779
When the waters wiped out everything
except Noah and his menagerie...

318
00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:37,615
...that was Loki.
And he was good at what he did.

319
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:42,495
But one day he refused to
bear God's wrath any longer.

320
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:45,956
- Why?
- He listened to his friend...

321
00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:48,209
...a Grigori
by the name of Bartleby.

322
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:49,376
Grigori?

323
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:52,671
One of the choirs of angels.
They're called Watchers.

324
00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:54,215
Guess what they do.

325
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:58,719
So one day, Loki's wiping out
all the firstborn of Egypt...

326
00:19:59,179 --> 00:20:01,305
The Tenth Plague.

327
00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:03,974
Tell a person you're the Metatron,
they stare blankly.

328
00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:06,268
Mention something in
a Charlton Heston movie...

329
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,562
...and suddenly everybody's
a theology scholar.

330
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:10,564
May I continue uninterrupted?

331
00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:12,691
Once he's done with the firstborn...

332
00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:17,446
...Loki takes his friend Bartleby out
for a post-slaughter drink.

333
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:19,865
And over many rounds...

334
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,076
...they get into
this discussion about...

335
00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:24,079
...whether murder
in God's name is okay.

336
00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:25,497
And in the end...

337
00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:29,543
...Bartleby convinces Loki
to quit his position...

338
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,920
...and take one which doesn't
involve slaughter.

339
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,588
So...

340
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:37,425
...very inebriated...

341
00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:40,136
...Loki tells God he quits...

342
00:20:40,304 --> 00:20:42,514
...throws down his fiery sword...

343
00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:44,558
...and gives him the finger.

344
00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:47,769
Which ruins it for the rest of us
because from that day forward...

345
00:20:47,937 --> 00:20:50,939
...God decreed that angels
could no longer imbibe alcohol.

346
00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:52,524
Hence all the spitting.

347
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,026
So for their insolence...

348
00:20:55,194 --> 00:20:58,029
...God decreed that neither Loki
nor Bartleby...

349
00:20:58,197 --> 00:21:00,740
...would ever be allowed
back into Paradise.

350
00:21:00,908 --> 00:21:02,617
- Were they sent to hell?
- Worse.

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25100:15:40, 584--> 00:15:44, 879Memberikan atas! Saya tidak bisa memperkosa AndaJika saya ingin. Malaikat sakit-dilengkapi.25200:15:47, 591--> 00:15:48, 633Lihat?25300:15:51, 262--> 00:15:54, 055Saya sebagai anatomis gangguanseperti boneka Ken.25400:15:55, 266--> 00:15:57, 308Membuat dirimu bergunadan memberikan saya handuk itu.25500:15:58, 435--> 00:16:00, 770Jujur saja, Anda pengumpan bawahdan kesombongan Anda.25600:16:00, 938--> 00:16:03, 606Anda berpikir semua orang hanya mencobauntuk mendapatkan di celana Anda.25700:16:04, 024--> 00:16:05, 275Apa kamu?25800:16:05, 442--> 00:16:07, 318Aku sedang marah adalah apa yang saya.25900:16:07, 486--> 00:16:11, 447Apakah Anda mengairi setiap orang yang datang didi sini dengan bahan kimia tahan api?26000:16:11, 615--> 00:16:14, 075Tidak heran kau tunggal.26100:16:18, 330--> 00:16:20, 331Berdiri kembali.26200:16:29, 341--> 00:16:31, 009Seperti yang saya katakan...26300:16:31, 594--> 00:16:34, 304.. .prior untuk Andaepisode kebakaran...26400:16:35, 014--> 00:16:37, 850...Aku Metatron.26500:16:41, 396--> 00:16:43, 355Jangan katakan padaku namatidak membunyikan bel.26600:16:45, 567--> 00:16:46, 609Orang-orang Anda.26700:16:47, 402--> 00:16:50, 863Jika tidak ada film tentang hal itu,It's not worth mengetahui, apakah itu?26800:16:51, 823--> 00:16:53, 866Aku Serafim.26900:16:55, 452--> 00:16:58, 537Paduan suara tertinggi dari malaikat.27000:16:59, 998--> 00:17:01, 832Anda tahu apa an angel adalah,tidak Anda?27100:17:04, 878--> 00:17:07, 463Metatron bertindak sebagai suara Tuhan.27200:17:07, 631--> 00:17:11, 759Salah satu kesempatan ketika yahoo beberapaklaim bahwa Allah telah berbicara kepada mereka...27300:17:11, 926--> 00:17:13, 552... mereka sedang berbicara kepada saya.27400:17:13, 720--> 00:17:15, 888Atau mereka sedang berbicara untuk diri mereka sendiri.27500:17:18, 058--> 00:17:20, 059Mengapa Allah tidak berbicara untuk dirinya sendiri?27600:17:20, 977--> 00:17:24, 271Senang Anda memutuskan untuk bergabungpercakapan. Menjawab hal itu...27700:17:24, 439--> 00:17:27, 775.. .human makhluk memiliki baik auralmaupun kapasitas psikologis...27800:17:27, 942--> 00:17:32, 071... untuk menahan kekuatan yang luar biasadari suara sejati Tuhan.27900:17:32, 238--> 00:17:35, 658Apakah Anda mendengarnya, pikiran Anda akangua di dan hati Anda akan meledak.28000:17:35, 825--> 00:17:38, 577Kami pergi melalui lima Adamssebelum kita tahu bahwa seseorang.28100:17:39, 663--> 00:17:42, 498Nah, bagaimana saya tahukau seorang malaikat?28200:17:42, 666--> 00:17:47, 503Apa, selain dari pintu masuk yang berapi-apidan bentang sayap luas?28300:17:49, 839--> 00:17:51, 591Anda ingin bukti?28400:17:51, 759--> 00:17:53, 301Denda.28500:17:53, 469--> 00:17:54, 594Bagaimana tentang tequila?28600:18:01, 936--> 00:18:03, 269Dimana sih Apakah kita?28700:18:03, 437--> 00:18:05, 814Hanya tempat Anda dapat pergiuntuk tequila baik.28800:18:05, 981--> 00:18:09, 067Tequilas DOS, mendukung por,dan kaca kosong.28900:18:11, 112--> 00:18:12, 779Kita berada di Meksiko?29000:18:12, 947--> 00:18:15, 448Sebenarnya, kita berada dalam waralabaRestoran Meksiko...29100:18:15, 616--> 00:18:17, 617.. .down jalandari apartemen Anda...29200:18:17, 785--> 00:18:19, 536... tapi itu sangat mengesankan tetap.29300:18:20, 121--> 00:18:22, 205Anda tidak keberatan saya kehilangan sayap,Apakah Anda?29400:18:22, 373--> 00:18:24, 290Saya mencoba untuk menjaga profil kami rendah.29500:18:24, 792--> 00:18:26, 126Apa yang Anda inginkan dengan saya?29600:18:28, 754--> 00:18:32, 632Aku untuk menagih Andadengan tentara salib Suci.29700:18:32, 800--> 00:18:35, 969Sebagai catatan,Saya bekerja di sebuah klinik aborsi.29800:18:36, 137--> 00:18:38, 388Nuh adalah seorang pemabuk.Lihat apa yang Dia capai.29900:18:38, 556--> 00:18:40, 432Dan tidak ada yang meminta Andauntuk membangun sebuah bahtera.30000:18:40, 599--> 00:18:42, 434Semua Anda harus lakukan adalah pergike New Jersey...30100:18:42, 601--> 00:18:45, 061.. .dan mengunjungi sebuah gereja kecilpada hari yang sangat penting.30200:18:49, 650--> 00:18:50, 817New Jersey?30300:18:52, 069--> 00:18:54, 112Itu tidak terdengar sepertibanyak perang salib.30400:18:54, 280--> 00:18:56, 656Selain baik cetak,hanya itu.30500:18:56, 824--> 00:18:58, 825Apa itu baik cetak?30600:18:59, 744--> 00:19:02, 829Berhenti beberapa malaikat dari memasukidan sehingga meniadakan semua eksistensi.30700:19:02, 997--> 00:19:05, 123Tunggu, tunggu, tunggu. Ulangi.30800:19:05, 291--> 00:19:08, 377Berhenti beberapa malaikatmemasuki...30900:19:08, 545--> 00:19:11, 505.. .dan sehingga meniadakan semua eksistensi.31000:19:11, 673--> 00:19:14, 008Aku benci ketika orangperlu dijabarkan bagi mereka.31100:19:14, 176--> 00:19:15, 968Anda mungkin ingin menjelaskan bahwa.31200:19:17, 179--> 00:19:21, 348Kembali di hari tua,Tuhan adalah dendam dan pemarah.31300:19:21, 516--> 00:19:23, 517Dan murka-Nya membosankan...31400:19:23, 685--> 00:19:26, 854.. .by malaikat maut,nama Loki.31500:19:27, 022--> 00:19:29, 106Ketika Sodom dan Gomorahancur...31600:19:29, 274--> 00:19:30, 691.. .bahawa adalah Loki.31700:19:30, 859--> 00:19:34, 779Ketika air dihapuskan semuanyakecuali Nuh dan menagerie nya...31800:19:34, 946--> 00:19:37, 615.. .bahawa adalah Loki.Dan ia adalah baik pada apa yang dia lakukan.31900:19:38, 366--> 00:19:42, 495Tapi suatu hari ia menolak untukmenanggung murka Allah lagi.32000:19:43, 205--> 00:19:45, 956-Mengapa?-Ia mendengarkan temannya...32100:19:46, 124--> 00:19:48, 209.. .a Grigoridengan nama Bartleby.32200:19:48, 376--> 00:19:49, 376Grigori?32300:19:49, 544--> 00:19:52, 671Salah satu paduan suara malaikat.Mereka disebut pengamat.32400:19:52, 839--> 00:19:54, 215Tebak apa yang mereka lakukan.32500:19:54, 382--> 00:19:58, 719Jadi satu hari, Loki's menyeka keluarSemua anak sulung Mesir...32600:19:59, 179--> 00:20:01, 305Tulah yang kesepuluh.32700:20:01, 473--> 00:20:03, 974Tahu seseorang kau Metatron,mereka menatap kosong.32800:20:04, 142--> 00:20:06, 268Menyebutkan sesuatu diCharlton Heston film...32900:20:06, 436--> 00:20:08, 562.. .dan tiba-tiba semua orangseorang sarjana teologi.33000:20:08, 730--> 00:20:10, 564Mungkin aku terus terganggu?33100:20:10, 732--> 00:20:12, 691Setelah dia selesai dengan anak sulung...33200:20:12, 859--> 00:20:17, 446...Loki mengambil temannya Bartleby keluaruntuk minum pembantaian pasca.33300:20:17, 614--> 00:20:19, 865Dan lebih banyak peluru...33400:20:20, 033--> 00:20:22, 076... mereka masukdiskusi tentang...33500:20:22, 244 00:20:24, 079-->.. .Apakah pembunuhandalam nama Tuhan tidak apa-apa.33600:20:24, 247--> 00:20:25, 497Dan pada akhirnya...33700:20:25, 665--> 00:20:29, 543...Bartleby meyakinkan Lokiuntuk berhenti posisinya...33800:20:29, 710--> 00:20:31, 920.. .dan mengambil satu yang tidakmelibatkan pembantaian.33900:20:32, 088--> 00:20:33, 588Jadi...34000:20:35, 091--> 00:20:37, 425.. .very mabuk...34100:20:37, 593--> 00:20:40, 136...Loki memberitahu Tuhan dia berhenti...34200:20:40, 304--> 00:20:42, 514.. .throws turun pedang berapi-api...34300:20:42, 682--> 00:20:44, 558.. .dan memberinya jari.34400:20:44, 725--> 00:20:47, 769Yang reruntuhan itu untuk sisa dari kamikarena dari hari itu maju...34500:20:47, 937--> 00:20:50, 939...Tuhan mengarahkan bahawa Malaikatbisa tidak minum alkohol.34600:20:51, 107--> 00:20:52, 524Maka semua meludah.34700:20:53, 00:20:55, 026 -> 359Jadi untuk kekurangajaran mereka...34800:20:55, 194--> 00:20:58, 029...Allah mendekritkan bahwa Loki tidakatau Bartleby...34900:20:58, 197--> 00:21:00, 740.. .would pernah diperbolehkankembali ke surga.35000:21:00, 908--> 00:21:02, 617-Yang mereka dikirim ke neraka?-Buruk.