A vampire bat came flapping in from

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

That is hilarious!

Hasil (Bahasa Indonesia) 2:

Sebuah kelelawar vampir datang mengepakkan di dari malam berlumuran darah segar dan menempatkan dirinya di atap gua untuk tidur. Segera semua kelelawar lainnya berbau darah dan mulai mengganggu dia tentang di mana dia mendapatkannya. Dia mengatakan kepada mereka untuk pergi dan membiarkan dia tidur tetapi mereka bertahan sampai akhirnya ia menyerah. "OK, ikuti saya" katanya dan terbang keluar dari gua dengan ratusan kelelawar di belakangnya. Turun melalui lembah mereka pergi, di seberang sungai dan ke hutan penuh pohon. Akhirnya ia melambat dan semua kelelawar lainnya semangat giling di sekelilingnya. "Sekarang, apakah Anda melihat pohon di sana?" tanyanya. "Ya, ya, ya!" kelelawar semua menjerit dalam hiruk-pikuk. "Baik" kata kelelawar, "Karena aku yakin sekali tidak!" Itu lucu!