The smart way to catch BurglarsKill

The smart way to catch Burglars
Killer Standup

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.

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Cara pintar untuk menangkap pencuriPembunuh StandupItu adalah akhir dan Charlie hendak naik ke tempat tidur ketika istrinya memberitahu kepadanya bahwa ada terang di dalam mereka Taman gudang. Charlie mulai pergi ke luar untuk mematikan cahaya tapi melihat beberapa orang di dalam gudang yang sibuk mencuri barangnya.Ia lari kembali ke dalam segera dan disebut polisi, yang bertanya kepadanya "Apakah ada penyusup apapun di rumah Anda?" yang Charlie menjawab tidak menjelaskan keadaan. Polisi memberitahu Charlie bahwa semua mobil patroli jika tidak sibuk, dan bahwa ia hanya harus mengunci pintu dan polisi berseragam akan di rumahnya ketika salah satu adalah gratis.Charlie menjawab, "Alright," menutup telepon, menunggu 30 detik, dan kemudian menelepon polisi lagi."Halo, I baru saja menelepon beberapa saat yang lalu karena ada orang-orang yang mencuri sesuatu dari gudang saya. Aku ingin membiarkan Anda tahu bahwa mereka tidak masalah lagi karena saya baru saja menembak setiap satu dari mereka."Charlie kemudian menutup telepon. Dalam lima menit, tiga mobil patroli, SWAT tim dan ambulans tiba, dan tentu saja, polisi menangkap pencuri dalam bertindak.Salah satu polisi bentak di Charlie: "Saya pikir Anda mengatakan bahwa Anda menembak setiap satu dari mereka!""Saya pikir Anda mengatakan ada mobil patroli tidak gratis!" Charlie menjawab.