100:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,651Lucky

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Lucky ring on.

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I feel so much safer.

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Grip it. We're coming in hot!

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Hold on!

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Whoa!

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Clear!

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Let's go.

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What's the holdup?

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Nothing, we're on our way. Let's go!

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Your dude's trippin'!

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Ahhh!

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Doc!

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Hey, forget this maniac!

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I'm not leavin' him!

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Doc!

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Doc!

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Move!

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Whoa. You just gonna roll up on me, huh?
After eight damn years.

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What's up with that?

20
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You were in a black-ops prison
that doesn't officially exist.

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I just got the location
from a guy named Church,

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an agency spook.

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Excuse me?

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Agency official. Relax.

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I think you're in a time warp, man.

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What a waste of life.
You make one damn mistake!

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Wasn't a mistake. it was stupid.

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If you'd have done that to me,
I would've chopped you into pieces.

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You would've tried.

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Hey, you wanna thank the guys?

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The guys? Where are our guys?
Hammer? Woodsman?

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Gone.

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Dead gone?

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Yeah.

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Damn.

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Heard you killed more
people than the plague.

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How 'bout that?

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Why do they call you Doctor Death?

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Used to be a medic.

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But that was a long time ago.

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So Why'd you get locked away?

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Tax evasion.

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So you all that's left of the Expendables?

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We're it.

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We started out with five. Built up to 22.

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I see Barney's still
hanging the tags up there.

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Said that jinglin' sound the tags make,

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that's a reminder that

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our brothers are still here.

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Somewhere.

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So come on, Viking.

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Give an old-schooler your blade.

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Or else you might find your tags
up there jinglin', too.

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Jing-a-ling. Jing-a-ling, jing-a-ling.

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Sharpen it when you're done.

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I think your friend's a little off.

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Come on, Christmas.
He's been in a hole for eight years.

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How'd he get so lucky?

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He tried pulling off this half-assed
political assassination for a few bucks

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in this place called Swaziland.
And he blew it.

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Self-destructive.

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Yeah, something like that.

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But you know what he is? He's a good medic.

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Well, I don't need a checkup.

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Why are you so sarcastic?

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You're vague.

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- Vague?
- Secrets, idiot.

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I mean, why do you take me halfway
around the planet to save this

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medical genius, as you describe him?

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For what?

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He's an Expendable.

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Oh, my God. Come on.

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He's an Expendable.

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So, he's one of the flock?

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Let me tell you something.

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If you were incarcerated for years,

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I'd come and save you.

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Thanks, hero.

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But I doubt it.

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And I know you'd do the same for me.

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- Truthfully?
- You'd let me rot?

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Exactly.

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Hey, Doc.

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What's your name?

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Christmas.

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Is that real?

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Authentic.

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Is that real, too?

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Oh, no, I spend three hours every morning

90
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putting this on with a black Biro.

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This is real. Authentic.

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Original. Look at that.

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Ha.

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Huh.

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Balance is a little off.

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You a knife man?

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Best. Ever.

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I'm the Knife Before Christmas.

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Ain't that right, Barney?

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If you say so.

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Probably free-stylin' with a blade while you
were still suckin' on your daddy's titty,

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tryin' to learn how to eat with a spoon.

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Yeah. Is that another little secret
you was keeping there, Mr. Vague-o?

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Just stay out of my brain, would you?

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I tell ya. I can't wait to get home.

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Eat some good food,
put on some fine threads,

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break out my '49 Pontiac,

108
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kick that baby until the engine blows up!

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You didn't tell him, did you?

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Tell me what?

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We're not going home.

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We're stoppin' a dealer named Victor Minns
delivering a shipment of thermobaric bombs.

113
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Oh, come on, man!

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That shit is hellfire.

115
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Hey, routine stuff.

116
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You know, why didn't
you just pick me up on your way back?

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We're a man short.

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Well, you know
I'd love to party with you boys,

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but, uh, I don't have my shit.

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Oh.

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- That's my shit.
- it is your shit.

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Doc, did you thank the guys
for helping you out?

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Say somethin'.

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Uh, listen up.

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Uh...

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It's been a long time
since I had a reason to say thank you.

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So I just wanna...

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I, you know...

129
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He's getting his rhythm.

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I wanna say, uh...

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Thank you.

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His sincerity's overwhelming.

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Think I'm gonna weep.

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You know what? Enough.

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Can you not be sarcastic?

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That was great, Doc. Seriously.

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- That was good.
- Pretty good.

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- You haven't talked for a long time.
- Yeah.

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- You got the gift.
- So you heard?

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It's like riding a bike.

141
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To me it was like Churchill's best moment.

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- Gettysburg Address.
- I think I made my point...

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- Yeah, it moved me. it moved him.
- Okay.

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- I moved you, too?
- Stunning delivery.

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- Yeah.
- Stunning.

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Okay.

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- Doc.
- Yeah?

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Great to have you back.

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No better place to be. Yeah.

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'Bout time you boys showed up.

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- Nice boat.
- Thanks, ladies. Stole it myself.

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Got three more just like it
patrolling the harbor.

153
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Two-man ground teams every 400 meters.

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Good work.

155
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Just 'cause you can fly a plane
don't make you smarter than me.

156
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Sure it does.

157
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So you the reason
I've been stuck down here in this shithole?

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Shithole? Brother, you have no idea.

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Oh, yeah.